soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

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alltime-boner:

palesexuality:

why aren’t there friend pick up lines

pick up lines to make friends 

like

“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else 

because you’re a beautiful individual” 

i would friend the fuck out of you for that one

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dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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